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An Ode to a Jar of Dirt

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O my Jar of Dirt
How wonderful you are
Your exterior is so smooth
Like a shiny picked green apple

Whenever you’re near
My salty heart skips a beat
My sea worn cheeks start to blush
And I smile my toothless grin

How I love to shake you
And hear the swoosh of your pretty dirt
That lovely sound is heavenly
It is the voice of beautiful angels

O my Jar of Dirt
How do I love thee
I will keep you safe from harm
The sea will never drown our love
:w00t: The title fits!

Whenever I find myself browsing on DeviantArt, I usually find Fan Art of Priates of the Caribean: Dead Man's Chest where Captain Jack has his Jar of Dirt. I thought it would be fun to write a sort of love poem, in a humorous tone, to the Jar of Dirt. Enjoy everybody :)

Pirates of the Caribean: Dead Man's Chest, Captain Jack, and yes the Jar of Dirt, belong to (c) Disney
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